Let’s Laugh a Little

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Hiya people, how’s it been? Have you been living the life? I know I have been.

It’s been a busy past few days, but coming out of it heads up, I thought maybe we should have some laugh here, what do you think? It’d be nice, right?

Well, I’m no comedian, so I went joke hunting *winks*. So below are a couple of jokes I got from all kinda places. Enjoy …

Generous lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?”

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um … no.”

The lawyer interrupts, “or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?”

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

“or that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…”

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, “So if I don’t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?”

(Culled from coolfunnyjokes.com)

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Try a Little Kindness

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Do you remember Mary McKee? I do believe she was a gospel singer … so long ago. I particularly loved her song – Try a little kindness.

This beautiful song came to mind last night and got me thinking how we could all do with a little kindness. And majorly how showing a little kindness to that person next to us could make a whole lot of difference to our world.

Too many things happening all too fast – the constant bloodshed in the Northern of our country; regular news about violent murders whether is husbands killing wives or estranged boyfriends killings girlfriends; fathers killing sons; the heart breaking news of rape and then child abuse and then this mad desire for power.

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