Snappiest Retort

Sometimes you hear a lot of quite stupid and absolutely pointless questions… M says I ask them sometimes, lol… like we know this Paul and he is a dog breeder and something like this scenario ensues-

M: “Paul called me yesterday, said he’ll be traveling to Jos to see some dogs.”

Me: “You mean Paul the dog breeder?”

M: (looks at me for a moment like he wants to throttle me) “No, Paul the Apostle.”

Lol. That kind of thing sometimes happens. Well, I came across these set of snappy answers to stupid questions and I’d like you to choose which is the snappiest retort… enjoy *winks*

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Hahaha, happy new month y’all.

*Culled from madmagazine.com*

 

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