A little laugh

I do have a rather odd sense of humour, quite satiric, I think. I browsed some jokes, stopped at guy-sports.com and jacked some of their bizarre jokes… lol… hope you catch some laughs with me *winks*


Roger left for work on Friday morning.  Friday was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay packet.

Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry wife, Martha who castigated Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.  Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, ‘How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?’

Roger replied grimly, ‘That would be fine with me.’

Monday went by and he didn’t see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

By the Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that Roger he could see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye.

**OMG! I love Martha jor, hahaha**


Sarah woke Mark, her husband one night and said, ‘There’s a burglar in the kitchen eating my home-made steak and kidney pie.’

‘Oh dear:,’ replied Mark. ‘Who shall I call, police or ambulance?’

**C’mon, Mark, she can’t be that bad a cook, lol**


*Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


*Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to.  My Mom is a good cook.

**LOL, I love these kids.**


Have a great weekend, peeps *winks*


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