*A Sunday School teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to ‘honour thy father and thy mother’, she asked “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”
Without missing a bit little Jeff got to his feet and said. “Thou shall not kill.”
**Hmm, tough living with siblings, eh? Lol**
*Rosie: Teacher, can a fellow be punished for something she hasn’t done?
Teacher: No, of course not
Rosie: That’s good, because I haven’t done my homework yet.
**Lol, really smart girl**
*A middle aged woman and her eight year old daughter, Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After photographs had been taken and everyone had driven off to the reception venue, little Patty turned and asked her mother.
“Mum, why did the bride change her mind?”
“How do you mean change her mind?” Her mother asked, confused.
Patty replied. “Well, I noticed that she went into the church with one man and came out with another.”
**Hahahahaha, that is exactly why we stick to the one way bride and groom method in Naija**
WE DID IT BEFORE
*An European pilot came to Nigeria and hired two local hunters to help him get some ‘bush meat’. He dropped them in the forest in a chartered plane and returned a week later to pick them up.
He looked at the ‘bush meat’ they had shot. “There is no way the plane can take all this bush meat. We will have to leave a third of it behind.”
“But we did it last year.” The hunters insisted. “The pilot took the two of us and the same amount of bush meat in a plane just like yours.”
The pilot hesitated, but then decided to take their word for it. “Well, if you did it last year, I suppose we can do it again this year.”
The plane took off. As it approached a nearby mountain, it could not gain height and it crashed into the side of the mountain. The pilot and the hunters crawled out of the plane, dazed but glad to be alive.
“I wonder where we are.” The pilot mused.
One of the hunters looked around. “Don’t worry, I think we are just 15 metres east of where we crashed last year.”
** *tongue in cheek* I have two questions and a statement. Q1. What do you possibly think are the names of these hunters from our darling male readers? Q2. What will you do to these hunters if you are the European pilot?
And my statement… It’s a moral lesson — don’t do anything you did this year that was a total disaster next year. GBAM!**
Y’all have a great week ahead and be the best of you always, love ya.